99 problems cannabis strain is a Sativa dominant hybrid, derived as a cross between Stardawg and White 99 strains. The THC content of this potent strain is relatively high, ranging up to 28-30%, CBD levels are less than 1%.
The buds of this strain are medium-sized, deep green colored, with plenty of dark amber pistils and white sticky trichomes.
The aroma and taste of 99 problems strain are acid, tart, but also have some sweet berry tones to it.
99 problems is a very potent Sativa strain, best enjoyed in the social setting, perfect for creativity, deep conversations, networking, and spending time with people in general. It immediately uplifts the mood, boosts focus, motivation, and creativity, relaxes tension, and provides an energy boost. Its a great daytime strain that keeps you going through the day and guarantees you will feel happy and uplifted for a long time.
Adverse effects might include dry eyes and mouth, and possible paranoia. This strain is not recommended for novice users.
Positive Effects:
happy
creative
energetic
euphoric
focused
Adverse Effects:
dry eyes
dry mouth
paranoia
Duuuuude. That shit hits hard. I’m QwickleQwacked in just 2 rips. But he’ll yeah. I’m gona Rise up Be Selfless and Grateful for Today I was blessed with 99 Problems. Finally a slew of problems pays it all back. Time to enter the next stage. Till then.
99 Problems eases every other problem I might have at the moment..really starts a conversation as most great strains should..The buds beautiful, very dense..Flavor fruity,woodsy and skunky..puts hair on your teeth !!!💚💚💚💚
99 problems but this ain’t one
This was the first thing to pop into my head 😆
Wow, dude. THAT was..profound! Kick ASS!
I agree with all. Excellent strain especially for the price. It really doesn’t take much for me to receive it’s benefits.
Great strain! Always feel happy and energized after a nice home rolled joint of it. Highly recommend
This strain is an awesome Sativa and makes a great bud or shatter
This strain was 🔥🔥🔥. Def glad they still had some left when I went in. Easily one of the best grown and tasting strains they have on the menu. I’ll def be back for more!
Awesome strain. 99 problems is 100% potent Sativa. Thank you Lodge 🙂
Smooth little smoke
I agree with all.
If you’re havin’ girl problem, smoke 99 problems